refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

(via icouldseeabetterday)

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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(via pusssyliquor-13)

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

(via psychotic-therapy)

"I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough."

I have become rather fearful I suppose.  (via psychotic-therapy)

(Source: dollpoetry, via psychotic-therapy)

spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

(via psychotic-therapy)

humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via psychotic-therapy)

"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."

Garrison Keillor (via feellng)

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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(via g-iggle)